maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods
Maybe you’re pregnant
I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex
maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist
the most likely explanation
If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person
i would be POOR i don’t even go outside
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
I want someone to run me under that icing waterfall
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND